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Kimberly Ann Hawes

The Daily F*ckcabulary

The Daily F*ckcabulary

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⚠️🍸 WARNING ADULTS ONLY: Contains therapeutic cursing & zero f*cks given 🍸⚠️


Tired of basic cursing? Ready for therapeutic sarcasm that actually makes sense?

The Daily F*ckcabulary is my unapologetically NSFW adult humor calendar delivering sophisticated swearing for modern life's disasters. This funny adult calendar 2026 combines stress relief humor with creative vocabulary - perfect for anyone who needs better words for their rage.

365+ hilarious definitions that make you go "OH SHIT, THAT'S MY LIFE!" Each page features my original artwork - my work has graced international galleries in France, Germany, Switzerland, and Dubai, appeared on Paramount+'s "Mayor of Kingstown," and been displayed in the Pittsburgh Mayor's office. As a two-time recipient of the August Wilson House Art Award, I bring the same artistic excellence to this daily humor calendar that's guaranteed to spark conversations.

My adult comedy calendar is perfect for:

  • Workplace stress relief and office humor
  • Inappropriate gift ideas for friends who appreciate dark comedy
  • Coffee lovers who need daily dose of sarcasm
  • Anyone seeking therapeutic humor for modern frustrations
  • Desk calendar humor that makes Monday mornings bearable

Why choose my sarcastic calendar?
Creative curse words that articulate your feelings perfectly
Adult vocabulary building through sophisticated swearing
Original fine art on every page
Daily stress relief through therapeutic laughter
Conversation starter for any office or home

More than just a calendar - it's a year-long journey of articulate anger and beautiful disasters!

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